Names mentioned in this chapter:
–鹿简(lù jiǎn)- Lu Jian, the female lead and Xiang Xun’s junior assistant.
-项寻(xiàng xún)- Xiang Xun, the male lead.
–煎蛋小黑手(jiāndàn xiǎo hēishǒu)- Fried Egg Little Hidden Hand, Lu Jian’s anti-fan account name.
Lu Jian was an assistant to the popular model, Xiang Xun. She had worked for three years and she was a small assistant that could not be found if she was thrown into a group of assistants.
Of course, she also had another identity.
She was the first fangirl of Xiang Xun, a brain-dead fan.
The studio was full of people. In a corner, Lu Jian pushed her glasses and awoke from the crackling sound of the keyboard. The cursor moved to the forum home page. She double-clicked it and entered the sub-column. Then, she clicked on the irrigation park.
After the page loaded, a screen filled with a tempting male burst out from the screen. The photo was Xiang Xun’s recent magazine portrait. His upper body was bare and he wore a loosely draped linen suit.
The fine and lustrous skin, broad shoulders and narrow waist, eight abs, mermaid line, vest line.
Ahhhh this sexy waist!
Ah, ah, these revealing thighs!
Ah, ah, these slightly sweaty arms!!
In Lu Jian’s heart, it was a full set of Thomas trains spinning, jumping about, and then performing a full set of military training exercises. On the surface, she calmly wiped off the non-existent nosebleeds under her nose. In a blink of an eye, she swiftly saved all the photos one by one in the computer’s private small folder, before scrolling down to the bottom of the post to reply.
> 723 Floor
Fried Egg Little Hidden Hand: Heh heh. I really do not understand in what way this man is good looking. Just from how flirtatious he is, you can see he is not a serious model. There are already enough brain-dead fans licking their screens every day. It is only sufficient for brain-dead fans to lick their screens every day. Why do I see him everywhere? I get annoyed just from seeing y’all whenever I browse every day! I beg Xiang Xun’s fans to quickly get lost!!!
> 724 floor
Xiang Juju’s Leg Pendant: Upstairs, eat your medicine if you are sick. Thank you. Did we eat your rice when we were licking our male god? The name of the post clearly states it is for licking screens. Who is to blame when your cheap hands clicked on it?
> 725 Floor
Lying Flat While Eating Melons: 723 Floor, why is it you again?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Previously, that fried egg I argued with for almost two hundred floors, is that you?!! Is that you?!!! How much hate do you have for our Xun Xun?!! Draw our swords!
> 724 Floor
Fried Egg Little Hidden Hand: Nowadays, brain-dead fans have such genuine feelings. You don’t even let me speak! I scold your male god, how about it? I just hate him. If you are unhappy, come and bite me, ah~
As the feed was posted, a hundred floors were arguing. Yet, the party being torn apart was still gleefully eating melon seeds. Seeing the battle intensifying and seemingly unending, it finally alerted the administrator. With a wave of a hand, it deleted Lu Jian’s reply to the post and blocked her account.
The account being blocked can be created again. A fried egg down, thousands of omelets will rise!
Lu Jian looked at the ‘HOT’ status of the ‘[Irrigating] Demon Xiang’s new portrait / rationally licking screen/’ as she snickered happily.
If there was someone who could translate what she thought, the content of the post just now should be like this—
Fried Egg Little Hidden Hand: Heh heh. I really do not understand in what way this man is good looking. (Our Xun Xun is so good looking. Ah, ah, ah!!!) Just from how flirtatious he is, you can see he is not a serious model. (He looks so sexy and self-restraint!!!) There are already enough brain-dead fans licking their screens every day. (Lick it with me, ah, ah!!!) Why do I see him everywhere? I get annoyed just from seeing y’all whenever I browse every day! (Continue to browse this post, don’t stop!!!) I beg Xiang Xun’s fans to quickly get lost!!! (Don’t leave, post more pictures, okay!!!)
To love him so much that I naturally became an anti-fan.
She is an anti-fan.
 灌水(guànshuǐ)-Irrigation. The literal translation is irrigation. Here, it means to post low-value messages (small talk etc) on Internet forums. This is where it refers to the user’s behaviour of replying to posts with meaningless words, or repeating the same words, or spamming emojis/stickers.